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kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle

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trickstertier:

trying to get a friends attention like
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Key Plus Words

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allons-evie:

The Doctor vs. Bullying

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ineedrelationshipadvice:

Hi. Me and my boyfriend are planning to have sex today. I’m not on birthcontrol but we’re definitely using a condom. I’m taking a morning after pill anyway just to be 100% safe, but am I being sensible? I really would rather avoid getting pregnant and there’s no way I’ll be able to get birth control.

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You are not being sensible. Morning after pills are NOT a method of contraception, like condoms or birth control. They are a last-ditch emergency effort when something goes horribly wrong, and they should not be used for casual sex. It’s good that you are prepared to take the Plan B pill! Keep that Plan B pill handy for safe-keeping, put away in a drawer or somewhere you can get to it fast. If something scary happens like a condom break or some other type of sticky cum accident, your Plan B will be waiting and ready. 

Condoms are extremely safe - 98% effective style safe! - so long as they’re used properly. So NOW is an excellent time to brush up on your condom etiquette. If I asked you right now “How do you properly put a condom on a penis,” and you had to explain this to someone who has never touched a condom, think you can do it? In the words of Einstein, “If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t know it at all.”

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So now is your chance to have a refresher on all things condoms. Watch the video above by Planned Parenthood which walks you through ever single step, one by one, teaching you everything you ever wanted to know about putting on a condom. WATCH THIS EVEN IF YOU WEAR CONDOMS ALL THE TIME, READERS. Because I can guarantee that some of you are making mistakes, and for those who do not wear condoms correctly, 15 of you ladies will have a baby in the next few months. Don’t be that chick. 

Still want more? Laci Green had an excellent video talking about all of the different varities of condoms and giving lots of great and useful facts. Want something a little less pendantic and a little most fun to watch? Try out Sexplanations video - my favourite part is when she shows what happens if you use oil based lube on a condom. Also she has a hoodie made of condoms. 

-Chris

Here is everything you ever needed or wanted to know about condoms. Pass it on. 

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givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

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inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

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yeahmicah:

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inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

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Anonymous asked: Okay, I used to live across this guy I used to date. I live on my own and decided at the end of my lease I'm going to move closer to my girl friend. Later, I find out that this guy lives in that area now. I've been talking to my friends about places around the area and it irritates me that some of my friends asked if I'm moving so I could be closer to him. How do I stop people from getting the wrong idea? (not to sound childish but.. it was my idea first!)

ineedrelationshipadvice:

Tell them. Use your words. 
"HEY OMG U LIV RITE BY HIM R U IN LUV?" 

How do you respond? 

THANK YOU TAYLOR LAUTNER. You are very good at this, famous werewolf dude. Okay, so what have we learned? When people assume something about you, and you don’t want them to do that, what do you say? 

Well done! But hold on, there are a lot of situations they could bring up besides this one. What if they suggest that you…

Okay… okay, but what if they…

Right, but if they…

BUT WHAT IF THEY START SCREAMING AND REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY?! HUH?! WHAT DO YOU SAY IF THEY ARE USING ALL CAPS AND TRYING TO REALLY EMPHASIZE THE FACT THAT YOU TOTALLY ARE IN LOVE WITH HIM AND BASICALLY STALKING HIM BY MAKING GROWN UP DECISIONS TO LEASE LIVING QUARTERS THAT HAPPEN TO BE IN A RANDOM PERSONS NEARBY VACINITY?! WHAT DO YOU DO THEN?!

Okay good, I think we’ve grown from this. But seriously, if people are making assumptions of you, just tell them they’re wrong. If you set the record straight, and they refuse to believe your truth over their fiction, fuck em. They’re obviously stupid. 

The kinds of things I have to do to express my point on my relationship advice blog. 

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princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

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sarcarstic:

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Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

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