“Dearly Beloved (Soft Version),” Kingdom Hearts - Kyle Landry

The best pianist of our generation. Represent.

I dare someone to tell me that this is not AMAZING.
Let’s just list the features real quick, to justify awesomeness.

• Five-inch, 960x544 OLED multi-touch screen
• Quad-core ARM Cortex A9 processor
• Built-in stereo speakers
• Microphone
• Front and rear cameras
• A six-axis motion sensing system
• Compass
• Wi-Fi
• Optional 3G and GPS
• A multi-touch pad on the rear
• Bluetooth
• Memory card slot for expansion
• Dual analog sticks, the classic PlayStation action buttons, and shoulder buttons.

Any girl who has ever so much as thought about video games (whether positively or negatively), this is for you. http://youtu.be/R8ZVZRsy8N8

It’s basically a feminist discussion on video games, and is thus incredibly awesome. And so I don’t detract boys who might be reading this… HEY BOYS. It talks about naked girls and video games, WATCH IT.

The alternate titles to this video are “Just Kidding, Chris Actually Is Pretty Awesome For Once At Online Gaming,” and “Chris Gets Progressively Worse At Online Gaming.” 

Also, I apparently get really violent at the end of this video. That was totally not intentional. So excuse me when I wish death upon everyone; don’t take it personally. And don’t ask about my strange voices. This is fairly normal.